Don't you feel dumb, when you run into a door, trying to push it, and it says "pull?"
Or having the door not open at all, and a sign that clearly says "use other door?"
Its the worst feeling ever. If the door could, it'd be embarrased by you.
Everyone's laughing at you, people are staring.
You keep walking with your head down, disappointed almost.
"Man, if the door moved the way I wanted it do, everything would've been dandy."
But nothing ever moves like you want it to. So after the fact, you avoid the situation altogether.
If the door had feelings, it would be almost be disappointed and hurt too. The door still thinks you can be friends.
And all you can do is walk past it, using the other door that moves.
You'll remember these words for the rest of your life: "push, not pull."

totally guilty of this!
ReplyDeletei kinda liked how this silly situation could relate to life "But nothing ever moves like you want it to."
messed up the first time. so do it right the next time; even if you look stupid for messing up for something so simple in the first place.